Osama bin Ladin isn't dead! Really!
- He was captured and is currently being interrogated.
- He escaped just like last time.
- It was a double that was killed and OBL is hiding elsewhere.
- He was killed many years ago. It's all a hoax to justify getting out of Afghanistan.
- He's been frozen and is in storage. It's all a hoax to give Obama a bump in the polls.
- He's really an alien and has returned home.
President Obama wasn't born in the US and his presidency is illegal! Really!
- The birth certificate was fake.
- He has dual citizenship.
- He was really born in Kenya.
- He's actually a citizen of Indonesia.
Elvis is still alive and in hiding! Really!
- He was an alien and has gone home.
- He's working as an agent of the DEA.
- Jon Cotner is really Elvis.
- Jesse is really Elvis.
Harry Hughes is really the son of Howard Hughes and Katherine Hepburn! Really!
I'm Howard Hughes real son! Really!
Three percent of Americans still believe Obama was not born in the US! Really! This time Common Sense really means it!! Common Sense has way more than 100 friends and really really wants to know which three are wingnuts! Really!
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